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This is Sean Alf, and today I'm having
sex with Lexi Luna.

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I'm Sean Alf. For over four years, I've
worked as a production assistant on porn

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sets, handing out douches and scrubbing
come -off love feeds.

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But now I want to try and make the leap
from behind the scenes to performing in

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front of the camera as a porn star.

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Oh my god, it's so bad.

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What did you bring to wear?

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Other than flippers.

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I mean, I'm wearing this.

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Wait, I don't have fun with that. I'm
fun with that too. I have this cute non

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-logoed crop top sweatshirt.

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I like that.

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Big cutouts for titties.

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Cute panties.

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I don't know why I feel so awkward.

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Would you like to grab him in the back
and pull something out? Just reach in.

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It's like that one movie with the lady
with the giant purse that I'm not going

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to mention.

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Oh, yes, that movie.

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I'm really bad at picking up clothes.

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I mean, you can wear these or these.

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So, let's see.

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What do you have to choose from?

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Oh, boy.

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Justice?

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I can't open it anymore?

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Oh, it continues!

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I love that it's two of the same shirt
in a different color. That's excellent.

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You can't wear any of this.

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Is there anything in here?

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No, there's nothing.

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I don't know.

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You could be... You know who you look
like? You look like that guy that has

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multiple wives.

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You know the one.

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The guy who has multiple wives. Do you
know his sister's wife?

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Oh. I've never seen the show. I don't
know if that's an insult or not. No,

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the hair. The hair, totally.

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This is great.

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I love it. You can watch me in the
mirror.

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I love it. It's like a perfect handful.

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Let's see Jeff the cardigan.

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This was your idea.

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So now you must make it come to reality.

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I don't hate it, actually.

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I surprisingly don't hate it.

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So how do you think today's theme is
going to go? Obviously, you know, Sean

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not known for being a performer, and
it's one of his first scenes as a

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performer. How do you think it's going
to go?

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Oh, I didn't know that.

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It's going to be great.

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Yeah, why don't you get warmed up there,
guys?

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Oh, my God, I understand the plight of
the guys.

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Yeah, take it off, baby.

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Take off that fucking cardigan.

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What a nice cock you have.

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Look at it.

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Oh,

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it's great.

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I like it a lot.

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I've never seen your penis. This is what
all the guys get.

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I love how there's zero communication.
You're just doing.

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This gives you a chance to put it away.

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Yeah.

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Do this.

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Okay. Okay.

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Move your arm, Jen.

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What do you do?

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If it's all the shirt, I'll fall down
and out of it.

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I think you've only ever seen a dude
like once, right?

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No, I'm kidding.

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I don't hate pillows.

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Does it bother you that I put it on the
floor?

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I'm just thinking about you. I'm sorry,

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I'm getting.

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Now it's affecting my MCD.

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She like puts me out of my misery.

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That's not funny. No, I don't care.

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You're so sexy.

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Can I look at you the same way again?
You know that, right?

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Now that we've done this, I'm fucked
with you.

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You read poetry too?

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Yeah.

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You wooed me, dude.

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Dude,

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look at cock.

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It's not the worst.

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It's a great cock. You should be proud
of it. It is yours.

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I didn't do anything to deserve it. I
mean, it could be an awful cock.

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Thank you.

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Bye.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, my God.

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Fuck time.

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Thank you.

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Something you're really going to like.

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Do that one more time. Sorry.

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One second.

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All right, roll.

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It's never going to work.

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Just let the hair fall.

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Why don't you give me your hair?

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My hair.

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I'm pretty sure one of your hairs is,
like, in my throat, but I can't get it.

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I'm sorry.

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Yep.

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Make a wish. Maybe that's mine.

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Anyway.

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Back to packing.

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Back to packing.

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You're so much fun.

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I just don't know which part of your
body to grab.

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It's a fun playground, isn't it?

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Anyway.

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Guys, I've seen her through the porno
once.

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If we're going to do that, though, you
need to support me.

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You don't know that she's... I want her
to lie back.

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Get your pocket first.

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Yes. Okay.

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Which side? Which side?

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Sean's been watching Masterclass in
porn.

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Ugh.

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Yeah.

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Let's switch her out of that, man.
That's really bad on her.

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A weighted blanket, Lexi.

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All right, let's transition out of that
one, guys.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Where should we transition?

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I mean, maybe riding will look good if,
you know, you on the couch and her,

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like, going up and down for the boobs.
That would probably be good. And how

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close are you, Sean?

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I mean, I can...

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Let's maybe do one.

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Let's just feel it out.

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Let's go transition to writing. We can
end in doggy so that she can come.

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Aww. How do you come back?

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Because that's what we really want.

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I've already come a bunch of times.
We'll do doggy one more time when we're

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ready to pop.

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And then missionary usually works
easier.

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Aww.

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We'll see.

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Come in missionary and I'll give you a
ride.

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I like to make out.

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I like to make out. Oh, I like to make
out, too.

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Okay, so we're... Sorry, Al.

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What? Sorry, Al? This is all going to be
in it, by the way.

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20 minutes left on the card, guys.

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What were we supposed to do? She's
writing, and then... I decide, but maybe

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sit up, she rides you for a little bit,
and then you can go into your final

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position. Okay, okay.

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All right.

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We're going to go from here.

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Okay, ready?

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One, two, action.

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See if you can do this without
separating.

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You stay right the fuck there.

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You don't like this? No, I like this.
Oh, okay.

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I like staying inside you.

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Did it.

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Yeah!

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Oh, my God.

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Sure.

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I can't believe it.

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It's the beauty of a straight cock.

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It goes right in.

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Are you kidding? This is super hot

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belly button.

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It wants to cool in there, but it's not
gonna.

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It's not gonna go.

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It's not gonna go.

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It tastes good.

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Sean did so good.

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He came on my tummy, which is really
super sexy, and his cum shot was nice,

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he was very caring, and he rubbed my
clit a bunch, and he's just a very good

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partner.

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You're a good sex partner.

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Why do I feel like a good puppy right
now?

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Look at this good boy.

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Look at his teddy hair.

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I feel like we've earned a good Yelp
review on this one.

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I will. I'll review you very positively.
I feel like I am. It's fine. I can be a

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puppy. Yeah, he's not that good. If I
had a tail, it would be like wagging

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crazy right now.

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What would you do with my hair though?
Because I feel like I don't know if it

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looks good.

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I don't know if I should put it in a
bun.

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You know, I kind of dig the half up,
half down.

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So like the back of them?

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Yeah, but just like a ponytail though.
But I always think of the Big Lebowski.

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I don't know it.

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Is it a movie? Jeff Bridges, doesn't
matter.